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Aquarius Folk’s Debt Crisis: Local Astrologer Advises ‘Become a Hermit or Move to Mars!”

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Kolkata — The sky is falling, but just for people born under the Aquarius sign according to astrologer Bimal Banerjee. His daily predictions have asked our Aquarian friends to avoid lending or borrowing money, simultaneously tending to their health amidst this financial chaos. Ditching IT Jobs to Avoid Loans The whole of Sector 5, popularly … Read more

“Libra Horoscope Predicts Samosa Rain, Chaos Ensues!”

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Mumbai — Chaos ensued today after the horoscope for Libras predicted an illustrious rain of samosas, leading to panic and utter confusion. Who Needs a Weather Forecast When You Have Horoscopes! The astrology enthusiasts of the city, especially those of the Libra sign, had a field day when they woke up to see their horoscope … Read more