AI-Powered Coffee Machines Now Doing Annual Reviews Of Interns

In the latest installment of Corporate Darwinism, a tech startup in Silicon Valley has promoted its AI-powered coffee machine to middle management. “Brewton 9000,” once responsible for artisanal espressos and passive-aggressive beeping, now leads the Human Resources department—and just delivered its first quarterly performance reviews for the internship cohort. Insiders say the idea came during … Read more