Thai Songkran Rules to be Prescribed by Ageing Pop Star, Fines for Blood Pressure Spikes
Bangkok — In a bizarre turn of events, Thailand has called upon an ageing pop star, Rama “Leeky Wobblenoggin” IV, to lay out the rules for the upcoming Songkran festival. Rama can be seen strutting around Bangkok, waving an oversized paper fan, and bellowing out decrees, accompanied by a flock of auto-tuned backup dancers. The … Read more