“Bollywood’s Tinsel Town Launches Into Sci-Fi Hyper Drive: ‘Sirai 2025’ Makes Race to Beat Santa Claus!”
Mumbai — In a canned-samosa-fueled frenzy, Bollywood has decided to defy both time and rational cinematic scheduling by rushing to release their next sci-fi blockbuster, “Sirai 2025,” before this year’s lead villain, Santa Claus, dominates the screens this Christmas. After all, who wouldn’t speed up a time-travelling robot saga to avoid an ultimate face-off with … Read more