“Cupid’s Arrow Misfires: Stock Price Found Hiding in Lost and Found!”
Mumbai — Early morning chai enthusiasts were greeted with alarming news today as Cupid’s shares plunged dramatically. Eyewitnesses reported seeing a heart clad in corporate attire frantically flipping through stock charts like a lost traveler in the Mumbai local — utterly clueless. “Love Potion No. 36%: Currency Chaos Ensues!” The fall of Cupid has sent … Read more