“Greenland Turmoil Sparks Indian Samosa Stock Market Rally—And Nobody Knows Why”
Mumbai — In the world of global finance, sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats your samosa. Today, as the Dow made an unexpected recovery from Greenland’s financial fiasco, the Indian Samosa Index (yes, it’s a thing now) soared to unprecedented heights, leaving economists and street food vendors equally baffled. India’s Stock … Read more
