“Antonelli Speeds Past Russell, Convinces Locals of Alien Invasion in Japan!”
Tokyo — Antonelli, known for his daredevilry, claimed the fastest time at the Japanese Grand Prix, leaving behind his Mercedes team mate Russell. This astonishing feat, however, has led the local citizens to believe in an imminent alien invasion. Yokohama residents jump onto their rooftops Right after Antonelli zipped past Russell, hundreds of locals ran … Read more