“Augmont Enterprises IPO: A Cattle Herder’s Ticket to Fort Knox?!”
Mumbai — In an unprecedented display of rabid hunger for wealth, unemployed cattle herders, retired postmen, and even jogging babus are purportedly selling their kidneys to raise funds for the Augmont Enterprises IPO. Quite a feat, given most had to Google what ‘IPO’ meant. The Great Golden Goose Chase Word has gotten out that subscribing … Read more