“Oil India Shares Soar As Astrologers Blame Rising Prices on Venus Retrograde”
New Delhi — In a turn of events that no market analyst predicted but every local astrologer swears by, the share price of Oil India is reportedly skyrocketing due to an unprecedented celestial event. The official explanation? It’s Venus in retrograde, baby! Astrologers Named as New Stock Market Experts Bewildered investors are now scrambling to … Read more