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Tirumala Prepares for Ratha Sapthami, Declares War on Umbrellas

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Tirumala — In a truly epic showdown, the ancient and revered town of Tirumala is revving up for its annual Ratha Sapthami festival with an expectation of welcoming over 200,000 devotees, each armed with an umbrella and a steely resolve to brave the capricious Tirupati weather. Chariots and Devotees: A Dance of Divine Dimensions As … Read more

Shakti Pumps’ Share Price Soars: Local Investor Buys 10 Aquariums to Celebrate

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Mumbai — In a turn of events that has left both stock market analysts and local astrologers scratching their heads, the shares of Shakti Pumps soared to dizzying heights after MSEDCL awarded them a contract for solar pumps. Naturally, this jubilant news triggered a wave of bizarre celebrations, with one investor famously purchasing 10 aquariums … Read more