Mumbai — In a stunning turn of events, India’s favorite online spectacle marketplace Lenskart has caused an explosion on Dalal Street, nothing short of a Diwali celebration.
Spec-tacular Rise Stuns Market Monkeys
As soon as the news of Lenskart’s unprecedented share price increase spread the breadth of the share market, a torrent of uncontrolled jubilation and hilarity swept Bombay Stock Exchange. Reports have come in of traders, brokers, peons, and even the odd chaiwala donning pairs of spectacles in solidarity and throwing them into the air. The spectacle spectacle has produced an unforeseen boon for suburban spectacle vendors, inciting spontaneous financial analysts to term this phenomenon as ‘Glasses for Shares.’
Goggle-eyed Corporates Invest in Corrective Eyewear
Following the share price surge, emergent trends in corporate India have witnessed an amusing shift. Top executives, previously known for their penchant for Mont Blanc pens and Hautlence watches, are now spotted parading Louis Vuitton reading glasses. Nonetheless, the RBI has taken cognizance of the phenomenon and dispatched a letter to Lenskart criticizing their disruptive business model.
Locals Bemoan Lenskart’s ‘Unseen’ Impact
Mr. Kishore Bhalekar, a local millionaire and astigmatic resident of Bandra, expressed his concerns, stating, “I finally had to give in and buy bifocal glasses in fear of being viewed as an economic incompetent. I look like my grandfather now but at least I am deemed financially savvy.” Social media was abuzz, as netizens took to Twitter to share their laughable experiences of this economy-meets-eyewear madness.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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