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Mumbai — Iconic naturalist Sir David Attenborough celebrates his 100th birthday, not with a conventional cake and streamers but with a royal chariot ride, only it’s a rickshaw, and it’s pulled by a pair of trained cheetahs. Living Faster than Attenborough’s Planet The Indian government, in a love-filled, eccentric tribute to the globally adored naturalist, … Read more
Mumbai — A spectacle disrupted the rhythm of the streets as distinguished dosa vendor, Pankaj More, was seen wrestling his fiery hot tawa with one hand while furiously gazing at his gleaming phone displaying the Qualcomm share price with the other. Tech Shares Sweating More Than a Spice-Inflamed Curry The news of Qualcomm recording its … Read more
Mumbai — BSE’s bull turned into an overzealous stock-trader, sprinting towards unprecedented profits of ₹795 crore – an abrupt surge of 61%. The raging bull has not only crushed the COVID-induced bear of economic downturn but also gave birth to generous dividends of ₹10 per share. Enough to make that thali a little more tastier. … Read more
Mumbai — In an event chock-full of combustible emotions, Nicholas Pooran and Krunal Pandya’s fiery stare-down during the LSG vs RCB IPL 2026 clash not only electrified the cricketing world but threatened to melt glaciers, according to alarmed environmentalists. Sports Or Climate Change Conference? As the tension between Pooran and Pandya radiated heat rivaling the … Read more
Mumbai — In a stunning turn of events that has rocked the financial world, Kumar Birla, resurgent non-exec Chair of Vodafone Idea, appears to have found a golden formula to skyrocket Idea’s share price. Sources close to the matter have confirmed that Birla has found the long lost secrets of Medieval alchemists, causing a bizarre … Read more
Hyderabad — In unexpected IPL news, PBKS might have to look to the cosmos to tackle their latest opponent. Their next match-up, Nitish Kumar Reddy, is reportedly planning to play from the International Space Station (ISS). Reddy Set Go: Players Baffled at Strategic High-altitude Adjustment In an unprecedented move, Sunrisers Hyderabad’s (SRH) star player Nitish … Read more
Mumbai — In a shocking turn of events, Bollywood’s beloved Bhaijaan, Salman Khan, has been seen harnessing the power of parathas to learn how to fly for his upcoming superhero movie with Raj and DK. Parathas: The Fuel for Salman’s Super-Powers? In an unexpected expression of art imitating life, the protagonist of the movie, logistically … Read more
Mumbai — In a startling revelation, the Galaxy S24 Ultra has been declared as the last of its kind, leading to mass hysteria and candlelight vigils across the nation. Galaxy S24 Ultra: The Magellan of Smartphones The Galaxy S24 Ultra, the reigning benchmark of communication devices, is said to be the final anchor in the … Read more
Mumbai — In a dramatic turn of events that will put daily soap operas to shame, actress Shweta Gaude is set to transition her on-screen marital adventures to real life. Our matrimonial sources tell us she is all set to marry the guy, affectionately named Jayadev the Bebi Boi. From Reel to Real, Jayadev aka … Read more
