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New Delhi — In a turn of events that has left even the pigeons on the Supreme Court roof confused, politician Pawan Khera herointically emerged today from the hallowed halls of justice, arms loaded with a basket of samosas – a surprising condition of his interim bail. Pawan Khera, Now Samosa Magnate? The Supreme Court, … Read more
Vridhachalam — Local residents are in an inexplicable frenzy as TVK’s S.Vijay, a hopeful candidate for the Vridhachalam Assembly, has reportedly claimed to harness the power of alien technology for his campaign. DMDK, ET, and the Not-so-Secret Sauce of S.Vijay’s Campaign With the political climate in Vridhachalam getting hotter than a mirchi pakora, S.Vijay of … Read more
Kathmandu — It seemed just like a regular Tuesday until the Nepali authorities got wind of the proposed India-China dalliance in the mountainous region of Lipulekh, without a customary ‘plus one’ for Nepal. An Unexpected Triangular Tango While the rest of the world has been busy combating the pandemic, India and China have a totally … Read more
Srinagar — In a bizarre twist to the recent Rajya Sabha election win of J&K BJP Chiefs, the local political drama unfolds like a poorly scripted sitcom, replete with name-calling, blame trading, and alleged power cuts. Senseless Squabble or Powerviolence Rally? As the vitriolic verbal exchanges between the National Conference and Peoples Democratic Party sparked … Read more
Mumbai — In an unexpected turn of events, the battle for F1 supremacy has literally turned upside down. Ferrari and Red Bull stunned the racing world with their revolutionary upside-down rear wings, triggering a wave of confusion, awe, and even a little motion sickness among bewildered F1 enthusiasts. Racing Gets a Wing Over: The Spin … Read more
Hyderabad — Astrology takes a golden turn in Hyderabad as locals following the Mesham (Aries) and Simham (Leo) zodiacs reportedly strike gold after merely touching the soil, thanks to the Gaja Kesari Yogam in May. The city has turned into a veritable gold rush, the likes of which haven’t been seen since the Klondike. Gold … Read more
Mumbai — In an unexpected tune of events, Congress leader Sushma Andhare seemed to have landed straight out of a Muppet Show episode into the Vidhan Parishad Elections battleground, making it a spectacle unmatched by reality. सिंडबाद की ध्वनि: सुषमा का कला प्रहार Decked in a myriad of colors, looking strikingly similar to a Muppet … Read more
Shimla — In an unprecedented measure aimed to entertain rather than reimburse, the High Court of Himachal Pradesh sent a notice to the state government over non-payment of dues to its diligent workers. “Shout it Out!” Declares Judge Verma, Encouraging Employee Yodelling Marathon In an extraordinary attempt to distract employees from not receiving their due … Read more
Mumbai — As the IPL fever threatens to surpass the nation’s passion for masala chai, an unexpected twist is shaking the very core of Indian cricket. The IPL, in addition to its primary function of feeding T20 cricket mania, has evolved into a psychic fortune-teller predicting the nation’s ODI squad. The IPL: India’s Sporty Oracle … Read more
