Mumbai — Amidst the fairy-tale celebrity wedding of the year, the sangeet of Rashmika Mandanna and Vijay Deverakonda has triggered a nationwide choreography hysteria, with novices everywhere rushing to learn intricate dance routines. India Discovers Hidden Dancing Jungles, Peacocks left Agape While Mandanna and Deverakonda grooved to romantic numbers, local aunties from Jhumritalaiyya to Jaisalmer … Read more
Mumbai — In a tranquil little village near Mumbai, all eyes are not on television screens, but on a sacred cow named Golu, who has allegedly been predicting football match outcomes correctly by selectively chewing football shaped leaves representing the contending teams. Golu The Cow: The Unlikely Oracle The entire charade, or divine intervention as … Read more
Kolkata — In a surprising turn of events, cricket maestro and digestive biscuit aficionado Richard Pybus has been appointed as Afghanistan’s new head coach, following Jonathan Trott’s unexpected upheaval. Trott, bewildered by the abrupt elevation of cricket’s difficulty level in the land of the Afghans, reportedly hopped onto a yak and fled into the sunset. … Read more
Lahore — In an unexpected move that could rival a Bollywood plot twist, Richard Pybus, the former Pakistan coach known for his “chicken biryani” strategy sessions, has been hilariously appointed as the head coach of Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Pakistani cricketers are now fervently trying to learn Pashto, thinking this might somehow enhance their yorker delivery. Cricketing … Read more
Mumbai — Rising to the alarming sounds of snoring on Dalal Street, India’s financial hub has inadvertently discovered a sure-shot remedy for insomnia: following the enthralling downward journey of Coforge Ltd’s share price. “New Trend: Counting Coforge Prices Instead of Sheep” In what industry experts are calling a groundbreaking development, Coforge Ltd’s share price dip—a … Read more
Ranchi — In a twist that has left both healthcare professionals and local villagers scratching their heads, an air ambulance destined for Delhi took a detour into the annals of unexpected aviation when it attempted what onlookers describe as an “Iron Man landing” in rural Jharkhand. Flight of the Bumblebee: Air Ambulance Shuns Conventional Landing … Read more
Kuala Lumpur — In an unfolding drama that could only be described as Malaysia’s own version of a financial soap opera, the Anti-Graft Chief found himself in the hot seat—and not the relaxing massage kind. As officials probe his unassuming portfolio, Malaysians are left wondering if their top corruption cop was merely practicing ‘investigative journalism’… … Read more
Kolkata — East Bengal FC has sparked a new trend in the world of football by securing a win with their groundbreaking ‘invisible football’ strategy, leaving rival teams and fans equally bewildered. The latest victory, aided by Ezzejjari’s masterful brace, proved that seeing isn’t always believing. “The Ball is There, We Swear,” Claims Coach In … Read more
Bengaluru — In an epic showdown more intense than India vs. Pakistan cricket matches, the Vivo V70 Elite and OnePlus 13s have taken the battleground in a contest of wits, wattage, and whimsical widgetry. Tech enthusiasts across India are trading their mom’s Rasam recipes for the chance to compare megapixels and battery life in this … Read more
