Mumbai — In a startling turn of events, television heartthrob Rajeev Khandelwal has decided to memorize Rajesh Khanna’s iconic ‘Anand’ dialogue, not for a new project, but for his next life, ostensibly to ensure reincarnation in Bollywood.
“Moksha and Mukesh can Wait, I’ve to Nail Rajesh first”
Sources close to the renowned TV actor reveal that Rajeev, in a bid to cement his legacy in the Indian film industry, has embarked on a transcendental journey. Having watched ‘Anand’ nearly 95.7 times (bathroom breaks, so the last viewing wasn’t finished), Rajeev is said to be so moved by the late superstar Rajesh Khanna’s performance that he has taken a solemn vow to not only remember the dialogues but also the intonation, pauses, and breaths Khanna took while delivering his lines.
Reincarnation Ready Stars Say, “It’s Practical!”
Upon learning about Rajeev’s commitment to this unique preparation, the film fraternity seems to be inspired and intrigued. They’ve started a new trend known as ‘Reel Reincarnation’, where actors are now preparing not just for their requested roles in this life but also for potential roles in their ‘next innings’. As absurd as it sounds, many seem to be seeing sense and practicality in Rajeev’s approach.
Local Astrologer Predicts a “Mega Stardom” in Rajeev’s Next Life
Speaking to CrazzyJournalist.com, Bollywood’s elite astrologer, Babaji ‘Krishna’ Kundli, who is considered the final word in all matters celestial and filmy, shared his views. “Grahas are indeed aligning in Rajeev’s favour. If he continues his efforts in memorising the dialogue of ‘Anand’, he is sure to be born as a mega star in his next life. Who knows, maybe he could even write a script that remembers him! It’s all in the stars and scripts, you see.”
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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