Kochi — In a show-stopping and absolutely groundbreaking reform, the Kerala High Court last week has decided to conduct its proceedings in a full-blown musical format.
“Because Why Not”, Says Presiding Judge
The decision was made after a particularly dreary Monday to liven up the courtrooms. The idea, court sources report, emerged from the presiding Judge, Justice Dhayanand who was seen lip syncing to a Bollywood song during a tea break. “Our legal proceedings needed a good jazz hands moment,” he said, shrugging as he adjusted his judges robe, now adorned with a tasteful amount of sequins. “The court room drama was getting a tad bit too serious, don’t you think?” He continued adding a glittery gavel to his collection.
The Unprecedented Impact: High Court Karaoke Championship!
As bizarre as it sounds, attorneys now warm up their vocal chords alongside prepping their arguments. Opening statements are performed in rap style, cross examinations have taken a turn into dramatic duets, and every successful judgement sees a courtroom break into an all-out Bollywood number. A local lawyer movingly performed ‘Ekla Chalo Re’ as he alone argued a public interest litigation, solidifying himself as a top contender in the newly instituted ‘High Court Karaoke Championship’.
Lawyer in a Sari: The Unforgettable Performance
One lawyer, soared to instant fame after she decided to wrap her lawyer’s robe into a saree, because “it flowed better with her rendition of ‘Dola Re'”. The lawyer, known as Kavitha Menon, spoke to CrazyJournalist.com before her next spectacular appearance, “If you ask me, the turning point was when I added classical dance to the summarisation of my cases. That’s when the jury really started taking me seriously.”, she mused as she tuned her sitar.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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