Mumbai — Chaos ensued today after the horoscope for Libras predicted an illustrious rain of samosas, leading to panic and utter confusion.
Who Needs a Weather Forecast When You Have Horoscopes!
The astrology enthusiasts of the city, especially those of the Libra sign, had a field day when they woke up to see their horoscope predicting – not love, not money, but ‘samosa rain.’ Immediately, tiffin boxes were discarded, and plates were armed and ready for the forecasted golden crispy deluge.
The pandemonium only increased when the first drops – or should we say flakes – of this unexpected rain started to fall. Residents were seen running helter-skelter, trying anything and everything to catch these savoury godsends. Some Libras took the initiative, wearing oversized hats turned upside down, while others used their umbrellas as makeshift baskets. Even local uncles were seen discarding age-old dignity for a chance to snag some delicious free samosas.
Emergency Chutney Supplies Being Airdropped!
The local government, taken aback at the unusual turn of events, has decided to airdrop crates of chutney and yogurt to accompany the samosa rain. The Beach Candy Hospital even set up a special ‘Chutney Emergency Ward’ to treat any cases of acute chutney deficiency resulting from the horoscope hala-boloo.
A Confused Pigeon Gives Its Two Cents!
In a rare exclusive, we managed to get a quote from a puzzled pigeon circling the city. “Coo-coo? Coo coo-coo-coo?” which pigeon experts translated to, “What’s wrong with you humans? Isn’t it enough that you drool over our breadcrumbs? Now you want our samosas too?”.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes only. Do not expect actual samosas to fall from the sky. We take no responsibility for any samosa-related injuries or scarcity of chutney.
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