Mumbai — In an unexpected twist of storytelling criticism, Iranian Director Ram Gopal Varma has shared that his primary critique of Dhurandhar 2 lies in his non-appearance at infamous underworld kingpin, Dawood Ibrahim’s high tea.
Accurate Depictions Requires Personal Infiltration?
Varma, a maestro of on-screen narration, alluded that his cinematic portrayal of Dawood was “missing a certain authentic Bombay chai and vada pav flavor.” This limitation he feels was primarily caused by the fact that he, unfortunately, missed being invited to Dawood’s high tea in the South Mumbai suite, where the mob boss, supposedly enjoys his evening cup.
Confused as to how even the renowned director would anticipate such an invite, we reached out to Varma. In his quirky style, the director expressed his deep passion for nuanced character sketches. Isn’t it universally known that a good cuppa is the key to any notorious underworld don’s soul?
Dawood, Please RSVP to Varma’s Invitation
In response to this cinematic drawback, citizens of Mumbai are now mounting pressure on Dawood to extend an olive branch to Varma. They believe a conversation over chai and samosas between the esteemed director and the notorious gangster could shape future underworld portrayals in Bollywood. A petition, ‘Dawood, please RSVP to Varma’s Movie Night’ is gaining momentum on social media, with Bollywood celebrities also lending their star power to the cause.
Varma to Use Personalized Gulaal Packets for Future Invitations
A local chaiwala, Ram Prasad, who overheard our conversation with Varma, suggested an innovative twist to the saga. To ensure a prompt response, Varma should send a personalized Gulaal (one of the classic Varma cinematographic masterpieces) invitation packet to Dawood.
“I’ve seen many underworld films,” said Ram Prasad, briskly stirring his pan, “and, let me tell you, nothing spells ‘let’s break the ice’ like an invitation ingeniously packed inside a Gulaal DVD cover.”
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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