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“Godfrey Phillips Share Price Soars, Local Uncles Speculate New Potato Chip Flavor is Behind the Rally”

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New Delhi — In a surprising twist that has baffled business analysts and local chai gatherers alike, shares of Godfrey Phillips have surged more than a busy Delhi traffic signal. This meteoric rise has put the ITC’s stock performance under the shadow of curiosity: is it the herb-infused chips, the moon, or just pure business … Read more

“Refex Industries Shares Surge: Local Uncles Suspect Black Magic, Astrologers Blame Mercury”

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Chennai — In an unprecedented twist of fate more convoluted than the plot of any soap opera, Refex Industries shares have staged a dramatic comeback after cratering to a 52-week low, leaving financial experts scratching their heads and local uncles convinced of supernatural forces at play. “Boom or Zoom? Refex Shares Leap Higher Than a … Read more