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“Oracle’s Bond Becomes Diwali Firecracker: Explodes in Every Investor’s Hand”

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Mumbai — In an unprecedented twist that has left financial pundits scratching their heads and investors wringing their hands, Oracle’s debt is now trading with all the glamour of a post-festival firecracker. The bond spreads have soared to such dizzying heights that even mountain climbers are contemplating a new career in finance. “Debt Now With … Read more

“Refex Industries Shares Surge: Local Uncles Suspect Black Magic, Astrologers Blame Mercury”

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Chennai — In an unprecedented twist of fate more convoluted than the plot of any soap opera, Refex Industries shares have staged a dramatic comeback after cratering to a 52-week low, leaving financial experts scratching their heads and local uncles convinced of supernatural forces at play. “Boom or Zoom? Refex Shares Leap Higher Than a … Read more