Parliament Installs Clap-O-Meter to Measure Support for Speeches
In a groundbreaking move combining tech innovation and absolute nonsense, the Indian Parliament has reportedly installed a state-of-the-art “Clap-O-Meter” to objectively measure support during MPs’ speeches. The device, developed by a group of retired reality show producers, promises to grade each speech based on the intensity, duration, and emotional crescendo of applause. Gone are the … Read more