Switzerland Declares Itself Neutral in Tourist Season Chaos
In a bold and confusing move, Switzerland has officially declared “perpetual neutrality” not only in war, but also in tourism-induced chaos. According to the Swiss Ministry of Marmots and National Serenity (newly established as of July), the country will no longer pick sides between the raging factions of selfie-stick warriors, fondue-seeking foodies, and Instagram hikers … Read more