Arsenal Deflated by Man City: Football Club Mulls Over Switching to Ballet
Mumbai — In an unexpected paradigm shift, Arsenal, following their disastrous trampling by Man City, is reportedly contemplating a switch to ballet. The reasoning behind this drastic shift? “If we can’t beat ’em in soccer, we’ll pirouette our way to victory,” says the beleaguered coach. Beaten at Football? Try Ballet! Public opinion surges in favour … Read more