Mumbai — In a stunning financial revelation, Investment firms have found a new, ‘human’ way of investing.[Invest in people!’ Forget Property, Gold or Stocks: ‘Human Equity’ is the New High Return Investment It appears the stock market isn’t enough for the daring investors of today. A revolutionary form of investment, soon to become the trendiest … Read more
Delhi — In a new diplomatic twist that defies “normal” protocol, Bangladesh’s Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina stepped off the red carpet to offer India some unsolicited advice on death penalty laws and dietary regulations. Death By samosa? As part of her grand welcoming ceremony, Hasina surprised her Indian counterparts by switching the politics ball for … Read more
Vridhachalam — Local residents are in an inexplicable frenzy as TVK’s S.Vijay, a hopeful candidate for the Vridhachalam Assembly, has reportedly claimed to harness the power of alien technology for his campaign. DMDK, ET, and the Not-so-Secret Sauce of S.Vijay’s Campaign With the political climate in Vridhachalam getting hotter than a mirchi pakora, S.Vijay of … Read more
Mumbai — In a surprising twist, Sanjay Dutt and Aksha Kamboj, the duo behind the 1990s Bollywood blockbuster ‘Khalnayak,’ have announced a sequel, claiming it was only made possible through groundbreaking advances in cloning technology. Small Budget? Just Clone Yourself! As Bollywood continues to grapple with skyrocketing production costs and the dilemma of finding fresh … Read more
