Unusual Low India VIX Triggers Mass Confusion, Pani Puri Vendors Begin Stock Market Investment

Mumbai — Chaos ensued in the bustling streets of the financial capital as the startlingly low India VIX had the city’s beloved pani puri vendors scratching their heads in confusion and dabbling in stock markets at the same time. India VIX or Lottery Ticket: The Quintessential Dilemma Amidst the tantalising smell of the streetside golgappa … Read more

Monopoly Money? Nope, Just Bonus Shares Galore!

Mumbai — Streets were turned into a chaotic frenzy as a reputed company decided to shower the city with an overabundance of bonus shares for the fourth time! Trapped in the Avalanche of Abundancy When they declared it was raining shares, locals thought it was a metaphor. Little did they know companies had taken it … Read more

Sensex Trips on Banana Peel, Nifty Hides in Bunker Fearing Chicken Pox!

Mumbai — In a bizarre turn of events, Sensex, the universally well-behaved and respected barometer of Indian stock markets, accidentally slipped over a banana peel, resulting in an unprecedented plunge of over 1,900 points. No More Monkey Business at Sensex Until now, experts believed that the Sensex was immune to the famous comic routine. But … Read more