Mumbai — In an unprecedented move to escalate the grand level of human sloth, Unipin Corp has launched its latest invention, the Unipin — a universal remote for the entire world.
Unipin: Your Lazy Stick, Your Magic wand
Unipin Corp, an offshoot of the popular LazyBoy recliner company, after studying the human nature of procrastination and the irresistible urge to do nothing, has designed this magical device. The Unipin is the result of a bunch of overworked engineers’ passion for making life even easier and less physical. With the simple push of a button, users can control everything imaginable — from traffic lights to politicians’ speeches.
Side Effects Include Riotous Laughter and Endless Mirth
Post the announcement, the product has triggered a worldwide frenzy of laughter and bemusement. People are posting their funny drills with the device, causing a riot on social media. Even the Prime Minister couldn’t resist the temptation and summoned the Unipin to control opposition party speeches, resulting in incessant giggles at the parliament. The parliament canteen reported an acute shortage of ginger tea due to the unexpected laughter meet.
“Who Needs a Genie when you have Unipin”, says Local Uncle
“Bhanat Lal”, a local resident while watering his plants with a Unipin, joked, “I always wanted a magic lamp with a genie, but who needs one when you can get a Unipin! My grandkids can’t find my remote anymore. My wife can no longer hassle me about leaving the fan on, now she simply uses her handy Unipin to flick it off. And guess what, I even trained my dog to fetch it. It’s utter pandemonium — in a good way.”
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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