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Mumbai — In a turn of events that would make Einstein scratch his head, upcoming CTET (Central Teacher Eligibility Test) will reportedly feature questions from the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). Avengers Assemble: Test Pattern Twist Frustrated teachers, sweating for the CTET, may now have to put their movie knowledge to the test. Teachers all over … Read more
Mumbai — In a hilarious twist to the Madrid Open, Rafa Jódar sprung a surprise on spectators when he sauntered onto the court wearing Sachin Tendulkar’s cricket bat in one hand and Virat Kohli’s cricket jersey. Jódar Makes a Grand Entry, Leaves Kohli and Tendulkar Bewildered In a stunning display of cross-sport camaraderie, Spanish tennis … Read more
Mumbai — In a twist of cosmic proportions, the sun has confirmed its alleged involvement in Websol Energy’s recent stock boom. Websol’s Sunny Side Up Websol Energy System’s Q4 results have left market pundits in a tizzy as their boring charts showcased an unexpected display of acrobatics. With a 132 percent revenue growth, and share … Read more
Mumbai — In a startling turn of events, television heartthrob Rajeev Khandelwal has decided to memorize Rajesh Khanna’s iconic ‘Anand’ dialogue, not for a new project, but for his next life, ostensibly to ensure reincarnation in Bollywood. “Moksha and Mukesh can Wait, I’ve to Nail Rajesh first” Sources close to the renowned TV actor reveal … Read more
Mumbai — In an astonishing plot twist, Wipro seems to save the Indian economy single-handedly with its new share buyback plan, offering to sprout golden wings and fly the investors to financial Neverland. Fairy Godmother or Stock Market Virtuoso? As the word about their buyback proposal spread, the Wipro building oddly started to glisten under … Read more
Mumbai — As the two new Amrit Bharat Trains rev up to connect UP-MP to Mumbai, authorities are as thrilled as a cat with two tails: the express trains are not just a commute option; they will also serve as a live demonstration of quantum physics, thanks to Indian Railways’ innovative new travel times calculations. … Read more
Mumbai — In an unprecedented cinematic disaster, Bollywood has gifted its audience a brand new genre: “Cinematic Masochism” manifesting in the form of the now infamous movie, Thrash. The Cinematic Experiment that Wasn’t! Branded as a groundbreaking genre formation, Thrash is ironic in more ways than one. Devoid of any sense of direction, it appears … Read more
Hyderabad — In a twist of fate eerily echoing Nostradamus’ less-known prophecy about sports, the rise and shine of young cricket sensation రియాన్ పరాగ్ was foretold. రియాన్ పరాగ్ Found in Nostradamus’s Lost IPL Parchment? Local historian, Rahul Ramdhari, known for his extraordinary ability to connect unrelated historical events, stumbled upon a piece of parchment predicting … Read more
Mumbai — In a news that blew the bails off the cricket community’s stumps, Jemimah Rodrigues has taken a clean sweep at the stigma around periods with all the force of a hefty slog sweep. Days When Duckworth-Lewis System Fails To Understand The Flow In an unprecedented press conference, held at the historic Brabourne Stadium, … Read more
