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Mumbai — In a bizarre twist of events, following the recent surge in Jio Financial Service’s share price, the stock market traders have unofficially proclaimed it the “new health tonic” of India. India Discovers an Exceptional Elixir – Jio Share Investors nationwide are swapping their protein shakes and vitamin capsules for a bullish portfolio of … Read more
Mumbai — It’s the horror season coming back around – Season 4 of ‘From’ has arrived and it’s setting dread into the hearts of many, the kind only expected from Vidya Balan boarding a late-night local train. Bracing For Impact: The Return of the Horror Spectacle ‘From’ Amid the panicking masses, as the new season … Read more
Chennai — Making as much sense as a cricket match on the moon, it seems R Ashwin, can now foresee the future! According to this oracle of the cricketing world, IPL star, Sanju Samson will at some stage, captain the Chennai Super Kings (CSK). R Ashwin Predicts: Samson Embraces Yellow, Local Lungi Sales Skyrocket Ever … Read more
New Delhi — Astrologers seize the day as Indian households glory in the prediction that joy will reign supreme on ஏப்ரல் 18. The Zodiocalypse, Now In an absurd turn of events, the astrologer’s caution that April 18th would manifest unprecedented merriment has sent a seismic wave across Indian households. Kitchen utensils have been discarded in … Read more
Mumbai — In an unprecedented turn of events, a viral photo of superstar Pawan Kalyan has been declared a national treasure, living room more disorganized than ever. When Fan Love Transforms into Archaeology In a move that is expected to rattle the world of archaeology, a viral photograph of powerstar Pawan Kalyan has managed to … Read more
Mumbai — In an unexpected twist of storytelling criticism, Iranian Director Ram Gopal Varma has shared that his primary critique of Dhurandhar 2 lies in his non-appearance at infamous underworld kingpin, Dawood Ibrahim’s high tea. Accurate Depictions Requires Personal Infiltration? Varma, a maestro of on-screen narration, alluded that his cinematic portrayal of Dawood was “missing … Read more
Mumbai — Little did we know that a cricket match had the potential to merge with the realm of extra-terrestrial conspiracy theories until Mr. Cooper Connolly stepped onto the field. When Cooper Swung the Bat, Did ET Phone Home? In the recent nail-biting showdown between Mumbai and Punjab, all eyes were suddenly on Cooper Connolly. … Read more
Kolkata — Reeling under an exquisite blend of heat-humidity, today Kolkata seems to be inviting its residents to participate in an unforeseen showdown between the sun and ceiling fans. Indoor Breezes Flirt with Outdoor Sizzle in the Ultimate Face-off Ever wondered how a city would react if presented with extreme heat and high humidity, garnished … Read more
Bangkok — In a bizarre turn of events, Thailand has called upon an ageing pop star, Rama “Leeky Wobblenoggin” IV, to lay out the rules for the upcoming Songkran festival. Rama can be seen strutting around Bangkok, waving an oversized paper fan, and bellowing out decrees, accompanied by a flock of auto-tuned backup dancers. The … Read more
