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Mumbai — It’s official! Vaibhav Suryavanshi’s brief stint as a cricketer has earned him the unexpected title of “Golden Duck Genie”. But what really stole the show was Kavya Maran’s reaction—her ‘airborne with joy’ moment. The Golden Duck Has Landed Stunned spectators were left speechless as Vaibhav Suryavanshi was dismissed for a ‘golden duck’ off … Read more
Mumbai — In an unexpected twist of events, India’s Naval Force decided to try their hands at hospitality, transforming their fleet into a floating entertainment hub. Tourists and locals are currently astounded by the sight of uniformed naval officers hosting karaoke nights and serving a mouth-watering range of international cuisine. No Ordinary 7-Star Experience The … Read more
Mumbai — The soaring Adani Ports shares have stimulated an unexpected wave of stock market enthusiasm in Chembur, where local uncles are now swapping their daily cricket discussions for share market talks. Local Uncle Turns Stock Maestro In a surprising turn of events, Uncle Prasad, counted amongst the most ardent Sachin Tendulkar fans, has moved … Read more
Mumbai — The whirlpool of cricket and real estate bonanza has become unshackled. In an unpredicted turn of events, The Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) has decided that cricket caps’ value will be tied to real estate prices in India. Declaring a Real Estate-Cricket Crisis: The clocks strike Orange! The decision came … Read more
Mirzapur — In the wake of the daylight murder of a lawyer, the legal fraternity has put on hold their tedious law-suiting operations, to prioritize their safety, hence initiating a nation-wide trend of adopting bodyguard-beagles to ward off any potential threats. Advocates to Advocanine: Making Courtrooms Ruff! Understanding the criticality of the situation, legal practitioners … Read more
Mumbai — Tech enthusiasts have been sent into a frenzy with leaked specifications of the latest offering from OnePlus, the Ace 6 Ultra, sporting a groundbreaking 8500mAh battery made, shockingly, of cow dung. OnePlus goes “Organic” In a bold move inspired by PM Modi’s recent push towards organic farming, OnePlus has decided to take technology … Read more
Mumbai — Legend Saravanan’s newest film is not just a blockbuster hit, but it has very unpredictably revived the dying local samosa stalls in an unexpected twist of fate. In Thrall of the Reel… and the Real! The nation is currently transfixed by the latest cinematic event, Legend Saravanan’s film. However, unexpectedly, it’s not just … Read more
Mumbai — In a shocking turn of events, West Indian cricketer Shimron Hetmyer unveiled his newest strategy during yesterday’s match: bowling with invisible balls. When Ordinary Balls Became Invisible This historic sporting moment unfolded when Hetmyer, who is not a regular bowler, decided to take matters into his own hands. The visibly flabbergasted bowler decided … Read more
Mumbai — In a bold move that has left Wall Street scratching their heads and pulling their pockets inside out, Sun Pharma has put forward a staggering $12 billion bid to purchase not Organon, but a sack of proverbial magic beans. Beananomics 101: Pharma’s Latest Biz Bite Yes, you heard it right, dear readers. Our … Read more
