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Mumbai — In a bold move that has left Wall Street scratching their heads and pulling their pockets inside out, Sun Pharma has put forward a staggering $12 billion bid to purchase not Organon, but a sack of proverbial magic beans. Beananomics 101: Pharma’s Latest Biz Bite Yes, you heard it right, dear readers. Our … Read more
Mumbai — In an absurd turn of events, the city is split into two factions, following the grand arrival of OnePlus Nord 6 and the undeniably powerful rival from last year, OnePlus 13R. Sales staff turned arbiters in the great OnePlus battle What started as a regular day at the MobileHut quickly escalated into a … Read more
Mumbai — In a fascinating turn of events, dairy cows across rural India are seriously considering pooling their milk earnings to invest in Ola Electric as its share prices continue to sky rocket. Cows Mulling Over Moo-lah In a reaction to Ola Electric shares surging 7% after securing PLI certification for Roadster X+ 4.5 kWh, … Read more
New Delhi — Amid much anticipation surrounding the NASA Artemis II moon mission, sources indicate an unbelievable – and completely reputable – promise from the space agency – Indian astronauts to return with superpowers! Moon Dusting for Mighty Powers As the countdown begins for Artemis II, the mission aims to not only perform a lunar … Read more
Mumbai — In an unexpected turn of business events, the shares of Titan Company Ltd have seemingly developed sentience and embarked on a mission to rule the world. Overnight, upon getting an artificial intelligence update, the buoyant share prices have given the documents a life of their own! Titans Take the Stock Exchange by Storm … Read more
Chennai — In a plot twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan envious, ‘farmer’ Edappadi K. Palanisami admits he doesn’t actually own any farmland. Ploughing the Field of Surprise The Tamil Nadu political sphere was left befuddled when the farmer and former Chief Minister, often seen boasting his humble farming roots, nonchalantly claimed he does … Read more
Chandigarh — In an effort to increase efficiency, the Haryana Government has taken a skirt-too-tight approach and has begun skilling their staff in Artificial Intelligence (AI) using the iGOT Karmayogi platform, seemingly oblivious to the irony of training humans to create machines that could replace themselves at work. AI Coaching by Karmayogi: Mastering the Irrelevance … Read more
New Delhi — In an unprecedented crossover of judicial frustration and weak reception zones, the country’s Supreme Court has accidentally ignited a nationwide “phone-etiquette” crisis. Supreme Court Enrolls in Telephonic Etiquette 101 It all started when a special call by the Supreme Court to the top official in Bengal went unanswered. The Court, not accustomed … Read more
New Delhi — Even as the World Health Day dawns, endorsing the theme: stand with science for universal wellbeing, India brilliantly adds desi flavor, announcing an entirely non-controversial initiative of nominating cows as key medical researchers. Milky Way to Health and Wellbeing In a jaw-dropping development, the government has decreed cows, the nation’s sacred animal, … Read more
