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Mumbai — In a shocking twist at the prestigious Chetak Screen Awards 2026, historically-untouched Dhurandhar romps home with 24 nominations, sparking a tsunami of whispers: Is it talent or a brilliantly orchestrated heist? The Dhurandhar Heist: Is India’s Hollywood Hit the New Cat Burglar? According to our top-secret sources (the chaiwala outside the audition studio), … Read more
Mumbai — Reports are surfacing that Xiaomi’s Redmi Note 15 has been designed with an astonishing new feature – it’s capable of running on delectable samosas! Xiaomi’s Secret Sauce, Or Should We Say Samosa? While little was known about the device’s special edition, news recently caused a stir revealing that the Redmi Note 15 comes … Read more
Mumbai — In an unassuming cricket net practice in the busy lanes of Mumbai, the unstoppable cricket tidal wave that is Jofra Archer was seemingly stalled by an unexpected speed bump, the amateur cricketer Vaibhav Sooryavanshi. The Plebeian Shreds Apart Cricketing Royalty Such are the times we live in that a virtual unknown, Vaibhav Sooryavanshi, … Read more
Mumbai — In a surprising turn of events, Israel and Iran have allegedly decided to battle out their differences on a cricket field instead of engaging in war. Pakistan Rejected, Cricket Pitch Selected When tensions were simmering between Iran and Israel, neighboring country Pakistan offered a hand for peace negotiation, which – in a shocking … Read more
Thrissur — In an unanticipated move that would have left you dumbfounded, actor and MP Suresh Gopi announced yesterday that his campaign for the 2024 Thrissur Lok Sabha election will be primarily guided by his most trusted advisor: a Magic 8-Ball. Gopi’s Shake-spearean Style of Political Strategy The controversial decision has many people scratching their … Read more
Mumbai — This Good Friday witnessed the great Indian stock market’s magical recovery, not due to some fiscal stimulus, but because of the much undervalued power of collective napping. Markets Rise While Brokers Snooze With banks, NSE, and MCX locked down for the day, brokers decided to hit the pause button and give their overworked … Read more
Mumbai — Mumbai tech nerds are celebrating amidst a tech-induced euphoria, as the latest beast from Vivo’s stable, the Vivo V70 FE, hits the Indian market with a mammoth 7,000 mAh battery and a fearsome 200 MP camera. Mega-Pixel Race: Vivo Declares War Against Hubble Telescope In a surprising turn of the tables, Vivo appears … Read more
Shimla — In the wake of oil dipping below $100 a barrel, a local vegetable vendor in Shimla sees this as an opportunity to get his toes in the water of global commodity trading. Farm Fresh Broccoli Counters Oil Slick As crude oil prices softened, striking a note of financial disarray in global markets, Ramlal … Read more
Mumbai — The Champions League clash between Manchester United and Bayern Munich took quite the filmy twist as German forward Tanikawa turned the pitch into a dance floor. Shockingly, it wasn’t his soccer skills that clinched victory for Munich, but a spontaneous Nagin dance post-goal that left Man Utd players bewildered and fanbase spellbound. From … Read more
