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Mumbai — In an astonishing tale of the tortoise and the hare in the Indian stock market, small stocks have surprisingly come out on top, leaving the blundering large stocks in their awestruck wake. Bulldog Largecaps Paved the Way for “Miniature Dachshund” Stocks. The underdogs of the stock market, which we fondly refer to as … Read more
Mumbai — In an unprecedented move to escalate the grand level of human sloth, Unipin Corp has launched its latest invention, the Unipin — a universal remote for the entire world. Unipin: Your Lazy Stick, Your Magic wand Unipin Corp, an offshoot of the popular LazyBoy recliner company, after studying the human nature of procrastination … Read more
New Delhi — The sports world was struck dumb yesterday when news leaked that ESPN was cutting ties with Indian-born NFL analyst, Ryan Clark, leading to rumours of an imminent layoff avalanche. Local Soothsayers Predict Surge in “Work-From-Couch” Job Applications Following the news, a massive number of Indian football fans have reportedly been seen dusting … Read more
Mumbai — Never before have we seen paperclips and staplers make such ardent leaps for a bank, before SBI Funds welcomed them into their armory amidst the greatest IPO deployment of 2026. Possibly, The Cheapest Banker Fees in Any Parallel Universe Shapeshifting the art of frugality, SBI Funds is transforming rusty paperclips into glittering golden … Read more
Florianópolis — NSC, the media giant, in a bizarre twist has misinterpreted the term “Corrida Verde” or Green Race by literally painting the entire marathon route, including the participants, green. From Sweat to Emeralds: A Breathtaking Transformation In an environmentally friendly move, the Marathon route in Florianópolis was repainted green to epitomize the ‘Green Race’, … Read more
Mumbai — In an uncanny twist of glamour and goof-ups, the Tate brothers – the popular UK vlogger, Andrew Tate, and his sibling, Dru, have been entangled in an internationally-spanning theft debacle that has left both local detectives and amused masses scratching their heads in bewilderment. Tate Giants Dig Mounds of Misfortune Thought to be … Read more
Palani — In a turn of events that can only be described as outright bizarre, Palani has become hot real estate property…for fraud! Yes, you heard it right. In an alleged scam, the town which was once known for its serene temples and delectable “Panchamirtham”, is now receiving its own, rather unconventional 15 minutes of … Read more
New Delhi — The latest buzz hitting the Indian cinematic and sporting realms isn’t another Bollywood dance number, but the explosively entertaining ‘Kung Fu Soccer,’ directed by Hong Kong’s Stephen Chow. Could this be the Hinglish Shaolin Soccer India Never Knew it Needed? In an unprecedented move, India’s Sports Ministry is rumored to have requested … Read more
Delhi — In a new diplomatic twist that defies “normal” protocol, Bangladesh’s Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina stepped off the red carpet to offer India some unsolicited advice on death penalty laws and dietary regulations. Death By samosa? As part of her grand welcoming ceremony, Hasina surprised her Indian counterparts by switching the politics ball for … Read more
