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Mumbai — In a thrilling reveal, queen of Indian television, Ekta Kapoor, reportedly educated Mohsin Khan on the secret mind control powers of soap operas. The Unraveling of a Secret Foamy Plot It all began when Kapoor finally confessed that “Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi” wasn’t just a revolution in televised entertainment. It was, … Read more
Mumbai — In a surprising twist, Indian officials have mistaken the Powerica IPO for the latest power bank launch, leading to an unusual subscribers list for the offering. Powerful Ignorance The corporate sector was left in splits when it was unveiled that a significant number of subscriptions for the Powerica IPO came from unsuspecting babus … Read more
Mumbai — Wearing bullish attitudes and a plethora of pin-striped suits, the bovine brokers have taken over Dalal Street, ringing in an unexpected boom in today’s share market. Wall Street? More like Mool Street! Today, the sacred bovines of India decided to indulge in a little financial trading, much to the surprise and horror of … Read more
Bhopal — The RGPV campus canteen turned into an unexpected gastronomic forum, as students and staff entered into a long debate over the unusual ingredients in their meals. Chilli or Gecko? The Great Canteen Debate It all started when a perplexed student spoke up about possibly munching down a gecko hidden in his food. The … Read more
Mumbai — In an unexpected move, human traders at the NSE (National Stock Exchange) collectively sighed in relief, as “Go Goa Gone” DVD sales sky-rocket amidst reports of trading holidays in 2026. From Pinstripes to Floral Prints: Traders Get Their Ray-Bans Out With the announcement of three holidays in the next eight sessions, the floor … Read more
New Delhi — In a surprisingly bold move towards geopolitical shenanigans, Prime Minister Narendra Modi has declared a stratagem involving a sophisticated game of hide and seek. The location for this epic clash of wits? None other than the busy Strait of Hormuz. A Twist and Shout for International Diplomacy With the Iran-US tug-of-war deploying … Read more
Mumbai — The Darlings of Bollywood have been outcawed by none other than a local pigeon, who has bagged the lead role in the upcoming web series ‘Chiraiya’. Feathers Brushed and Wings Ready: Pigeypadukone Steals the Show The pigeon, affectionately named Pigeypadukone, reportedly outshone hundreds of human actors during auditions and has taken Mumbai by … Read more
Mumbai — In a startling turn of events, the shares of HDFC Bank suddenly spiked to prices more than that of pure gold, creating widespread pandemonium in the financial markets, and triggering a gold rush of an entirely different kind. More Bang for the Buck: Shares or Gold? As the HDFC Bank share price triumphed … Read more
Mumbai — In what could only be described as a supernatural soccer showdown, Lionel Messi reportedly used secret powers to vanish all New York City pizzas, redirecting them to feed Inter Miami’s team. Messi Unleashes Pizza-Pilfering Sorcery In the aftermath of Inter Miami’s bitter tournament exit, insiders say Messi decided to tackle this setback with … Read more
