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Bengaluru — The escalating price of gold in the market reached an unprecedented level, prompting even the humble rats to sprint for saving gold. Gold Rush in The Rodent Kingdom As gold prices spiral northward crossing the orbit of Pluto, not just humans but rats are seen running helter-skelter, stashing away bits of 22k gold … Read more
Mumbai — In a case of jovial tomfoolery turned Bollywood-spectacle, Mamta Kulkarni found herself serenading the unseen shadows of Salman Khan and Shah Rukh Khan. Real Life ‘Karan Arjun’ Plot Twists: Invisible Celeb Edition! Bollywood has long been known for its contagious melodies and rhythmically charged dance numbers, but who knew this harmonious spirit would … Read more
Mumbai — In an unprecedented move that has left cricketing circles and fans flabbergasted, young cricket sensation Matheesha Pathirana announced that the IPL is, in fact, a cricket tournament…so he’s decided to bow out early on in IPL 2026. Cricket, Terror of Holidays Confirming the rumour that Matheesha will miss the first half of IPL … Read more
Mumbai — The Bollywood universe was sent into a frenzied tizzy when known actress and chiraiya of Indian cinema declared that marriage is a more daunting task than surviving an alien invasion. Alien Invasion Over Matrimony: Might the Little Green People Be Nicer? As the popular actress steamrolled into her golden years, single and seemingly, … Read more
Mumbai — With a 2.26% fall in ICICI Bank shares after the USD 800M GMTN redemption, a crisis of epic proportions has gripped the city. Millions of heartbroken investors have been spotted huddling over chai and samosas, contemplating their sorrowful destiny. Samosas and Chai: The Only Solace for Gloom-Stricken Investors ICICI Bank shares have been … Read more
Haifa — Shrapnel from an Iranian missile strike has lodged itself into the municipal office of Haifa, where it now proudly sits as the city’s interim Mayor following a paperwork mix-up. Mayor Shrapnel, at your service! Beleaguered residents of Haifa have had to adjust to their city’s new war-born municipal entity, affectionately named Mayor Shrapnel. … Read more
Ohio — On an otherwise uneventful evening, the Ohio night sky was suddenly lit up by what locals are proclaiming to be a flying illuminati samosa. From Pakora to Pyro: How the Extraterrestrial Samosa Illuminated the Ohio Sky As per local gawking crowds and wannabe astronomers, a samosa-like object originated from an unknown galaxy, crashed … Read more
Sangli — In an unprecedented turn of events, the Bombay High Court pulled an all-nighter, miraculously resurrecting a canned Christian Prayer event centered around claims of ‘Miracle Healing’. High Court adopts ‘Ghost Hours’ Screeching through the dead of the night, the court machinery chugged into action, unabashedly ripping apart the ethos of the conventional ‘9-5’ … Read more
Bengaluru — In an unprecedented twist, the cloud community has allegedly asked for overtime remuneration seeing the strenuous work forecasted for the next two days. Leaked Memo Shows Clouds Want a Rain-check A leaked internal memo, reported to be from the ‘Cloud Union Local 101’, is demanding compensation for the extra effort to be deployed … Read more
