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Mumbai — With shares of commercial vehicle companies taking a wild, unexpected turn, the creatures of Dalal Street had a shocking Monday morning. Shares of Tata Motors and Ashok Leyland, took a detour, diving down by almost 9% and not even bothering to signal. Horn, Please: Shares Take “Left Turn” The audacious automotive shares, showing … Read more
New Delhi — The world renowned nations of Switzerland and Norway have found an ingenious solution to their non-existing geopolitical conflict. They are strapping on their shin guards and settling it on the football field. United Nations Puzzled Over Absent Conflict Switzerland and Norway, two countries renowned for their peacekeeping and neutrality, have left global … Read more
Mumbai — The hysteria that Dhurandhar 2 has sparked among the moviegoers has initiated a nationwide panic. With the outrageous collection on day 13, theatres have begun issuing emergency therapy vouchers to stressed box office staff. All Money, No Sleep for Box Office Workers In an unprecedented turn of events post the release of Dhurandhar … Read more
Mumbai — India is in a frenzy as tech enthusiasts and chai-lovers alike are in queue for the launch of Realme 16 5G, equipped with über advanced features like brewing coffee and predicting weather. Realme’s Un-real Features Amidst the tech wars, Realme has stunned the world by transforming their latest gadget, Realme 16 5G, beyond … Read more
Mumbai — In a bizarre twist of economic fate, the stock market was observed weeping tears of joy as graphite electrode manufacturers’ shares rocketed beyond a humble 13% in a supposedly weak market. Nobody Anticipated this Rise, Not Even Newton! The rise in share prices for HEG and Graphite India has left financial pundits scrambling … Read more
Mumbai — Breaking all conventional norms, India witnesses an unprecedented wave of bovine enthusiasm as countless cows are queuing to audition for Viineet Kumar Siingh’s upcoming project “Shakti Shalini”. Bombay Bovines Break into Bollywood??? In an unparalleled turn of events observed by bemused bystanders, cattle across the country have exhibited a sudden fascination with the … Read more
Mumbai — In a shocking display of strength, wrestler Drew McIntyre claimed to have unlocked the secret of immortality after his Unsanctioned Match against Jacob Fatu. Juicing Up for Victory or a Trip to the Fountain of Youth? Drew McIntyre, known for his impressive wrestling prowess, appeared to step out of a Marvel comic book … Read more
Mumbai — In a surprising turn of events that has left everyone (including pigeons at the Wankhede Stadium) bewildered, cricketer Dinesh Karthik has drafted proposals to outsource himself as a coach to international teams. A Melodrama of Cricket and Outsourcing In an industry first, Karthik seems to be captivated by the outsourcing charm that has … Read more
Tokyo — Antonelli, known for his daredevilry, claimed the fastest time at the Japanese Grand Prix, leaving behind his Mercedes team mate Russell. This astonishing feat, however, has led the local citizens to believe in an imminent alien invasion. Yokohama residents jump onto their rooftops Right after Antonelli zipped past Russell, hundreds of locals ran … Read more
