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Dubai — As the UAE airspace opened again after a brief period of closure, camels across the region have declared a strike, demanding equal airspace rights. The camel-led protest, which is already being referred to as the “Humpday Strike,” has taken the air travel industry by storm. A Battle of Heights: Camels Vs. Airplanes The … Read more
Kochi — In a show-stopping and absolutely groundbreaking reform, the Kerala High Court last week has decided to conduct its proceedings in a full-blown musical format. “Because Why Not”, Says Presiding Judge The decision was made after a particularly dreary Monday to liven up the courtrooms. The idea, court sources report, emerged from the presiding … Read more
Mumbai — A frenzied rumour that Bruno Fernandes, Captain of Manchester United, is unintentionally slowing down the team with his magnetic allure towards goal posts has swept the Indian subcontinent. A Static Charge Around Captain Bruno’s Spikes Apparently, the community believes that Fernandes’s brainless playing is charging a magnetic field around his football spikes, causing … Read more
Mumbai — Just when everyone thought that the last page of the Cricket Supernatural Almanac had been turned, the Hermann brothers, Rubin and Jordan, have started scripting a new paranormal chapter. They have brought supernatural cricket whispers to the Indian subcontinent, promising to make every maiden over an enchanting saga. Cricket Spells from the Hermann … Read more
Mumbai — In a stunning revelation, Ajinkya Rahane, the erstwhile captain of Kolkata Knight Riders, set the cricket pitch on fire, not with his batting, but with an unexpected and spur-of-the-moment tap-dance performance. Cricket or Broadway: Rahane’s Unforeseen Love for Tap-Dancing In a press conference organized by KKR, cameras were rolling to catch Rahane’s reasons … Read more
Mumbai — The chilling silence resonating through India this week isn’t due to a new government exercised curfew, but the result of local heros being banned from PUBG: Battlegrounds in an unexpected mishap. E-Sport Wildlife found in Actual Wild In an unanticipated outcome, following a casual weekly ban notice from 03/02 to 03/08, screens went … Read more
Mumbai — The city’s leading weather forecasting department has managed to predict the next day’s weather with an uncanny, 100 percent accuracy, instantly sparking rumors of time travel. When Weather Apps Became Time Machines In a stunning turn of events, the usually unreliable weather forecast unit has suddenly become the Nostradamus of meteorology by flawlessly … Read more
Mumbai — As HDFC Bank shares skid 4% to a 52-week low, the cornerstone of the local toy market, rubber ducks, see a skyrocketing surge in prices. Ducks Over Dow, As Bazaar Bullish on Bath Toys Local bazaar traders scratch their heads in disbelief at their new-found windfall. Whilst the banking giants stumble, rubber ducks … Read more
Mumbai — In an unprecedented development of events, Bollywood actor Ranveer Singh has announced his ambitious plans to attend every theatre screening of his film ‘Dhurandhar,’ owing to its unexpected re-release across the globe. Ranveer Singh to Outdo Himself: Pop-in, Pop-out, Popcorn, Pop-Everything In a press conference earlier today, Singh, not satisfied with merely interacting … Read more
