Political Party’s ‘Hit’ Inauguration Accumulates Population of a Small City in a Day

New Delhi — To the untrained eye, it might appear that the prowess of Indian political powers has diminished, but the recent jamboree celebrating the launch of the AnnaMalai Party has given rise to a bizarre, unreported byproduct: a staggering population surge. Political Wonderland Attracts Legions Overnight Like a Cinderella story gone awry, the brand … Read more

“Libra Horoscope Predicts Samosa Rain, Chaos Ensues!”

Mumbai — Chaos ensued today after the horoscope for Libras predicted an illustrious rain of samosas, leading to panic and utter confusion. Who Needs a Weather Forecast When You Have Horoscopes! The astrology enthusiasts of the city, especially those of the Libra sign, had a field day when they woke up to see their horoscope … Read more

Rajesh Exports in a Tizzy! #SaveTheCommas Campaign Launches after $158 Billion ‘Typo’

Mumbai — Life came as a series of zeroes and commas for Rajesh Exports, as the company discovered the ordeal of misrepresenting $158 billion was nothing more than a cascading typographical error. When Calculators Had a Heart Attack! The auditors at Rajesh Exports had a daunting task on their hands when they realized their calculators … Read more

“Stars Predict: If Scorpios Don’t Avoid Gulab Jamun, Giant Alien Scorpions will Invade Earth”

Mumbai— Our astrological stars gave a shocking spin to the zodiac wheel of fortune today. The Rashifal for June 3, 2026, forewarns Scorpios against committing a ‘grave error.’ Given the astrological precision, the mistake is nothing short of consuming the sweet, decadent, and utterly tempting gulab jamun. “Astrological Armageddon: GulabJamungeddon” A heavenly connection has revealed … Read more

“PSPCL Asked to Shred Mondays from Its Power Cut Calendar: Citizens Hope to Be Empowered by Tuesdays”

Amritsar — In a heroic bid to salvage Monday’s reputation from torrential power outages, the ‘Can’t Live Without My Soap Opera’ Association of Amritsar has sent an impassioned plea to PSPCL to consider deleting Mondays from their weekly power cut schedules. Power Mondays – Energy-Sapping or Life-Saving? Throughout the colorful city of Amritsar, countless side-eye … Read more

Iran and US Include Pieces of Mars in the New Battlegrounds

Mumbai — In an unexpected twist, the ongoing skirmish between the United States and Iran has extended to uncharted territories. Yes, you heard it right, Mars! Iran and US Engage in an Interplanetary Squabble The new battlefront between two earthly nations somehow hopped over the Moon and landed smack in the middle of the Red … Read more

“Spurs’ All Hope Hinges on a Saturday Cartoon Promise, Shock Scientists”

Mumbai — The NBA world has been teetering in disbelief as star player Dylan Harper attributes his monumental performance in the Spurs’ NBA finals to a child-like promise to his little sister. From NBA Rings to Toddler’s Tears: A Promise That Changed the Game The story of Dylan Harper’s oddball motivation has caused a flurry … Read more

Nation Grapples with Existential Crisis: To Banking Holiday or Not?

New Delhi — An entire nation wakes up in a state of existential crisis, solver of the eternal riddle – to bank or not to bank. Is May 30, 2026, that infamous fifth Saturday of the month, a banking holiday or not? A Day of Great Suspense or the New Year’s Eve? Families are hiding … Read more

Broke and Roasted: Zerodha Offers End-of-the-world Investments Amidst India’s Incoming Heat Fury

Mumbai — Local citizens of India’s financial heartland are embracing the relentless heatwave as they dip their feet into a new way of frying their savings. Riding on Buckets of Sweat: Zerodha’s Spicy Investment Portfolio With the country’s leading discount brokerage firm Zerodha capitalizing on the meteorological misery, investors are now considering ‘heat investments’. Undeterred … Read more