Mumbai — In an unprecedented show of influence, the cows of Mumbai have shared their proposed schedule for Eid-ul-Adha namaz, urging folks to consider their grazing and napping hours while carrying out the ritual. Cows get organized, convey their priorities Citing a lack of consideration for their day planner, which is crowded with crucial activities … Read more
Panjim, Goa — A nail-biting saga of curiosity and frustration unfolded as the nation tangled in an existential crisis: are banks open or closed? Bank Holiday Special: Nation Plays Schrödinger’s Bank With the sudden announcement of a state-wise bank holiday due to Bakri Eid, the banks jumped into the intriguing role of Schrödinger’s Cat. Simultaneously, … Read more
Chennai — The air was abuzz with curiosity as Chief Minister Vijay delivered his maiden speech in the Tamil Nadu Assembly. However, the star of the show was none other than well-known miming artist, MV Karuppiah, who was credited with providing ‘live’ subtitles. “Mime-titles? That’s a Thing!” In an unprecedented turn of events, MV Karuppiah … Read more
Lucknow — In an event straight out of a Roald Dahl book, an unsuspecting aspirant found his UPPSC Admit Card turned into a golden ticket leading to none other than Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Forget Exams – It’s Time to Find the Fabled Wonka Golden Ticket! Ram Gopal Verma, the aspirant in question, downloaded his … Read more
Mumbai — In a groundbreaking achievement that has taken the sports world by storm, blooming sports sensation Suryansh Shedge announced that he has mastered the art of not premeditating, but operating purely on instinct. The Flight of the Clairvoyant Pigeon In an elaborate ceremony held at Mumbai’s Kandivli Sports Complex, Shedge revealed the ‘secret weapon’ … Read more
Mumbai — Pidilite Industries’ share prices blasted off into another galaxy today, following a shock announcement from the CEO who revealed that the secret ingredient behind their unparalleled adhesive is none other than homemade chutney. Bonding Over Bonds: Share Market Meets Kitchen Secrets! Feeling the pressure from stakeholders who demanded a standout fourth quarter, CEO, … Read more
Mumbai — In a bewildering twist to the 54th match between RCB and MI, unconventional batting strategy has taken on a whole new meaning as cricketer Will Jacks introduces martial arts on the pitch. Jacks Breaks Stereotypes and Possibly A Few Shinbones Renowned for his explosive batting, English cricketer Will Jacks decided to “kick it … Read more
Ahmedabad — In a decision hailed as a financial revolution, the government has magnified pensions from ₹1000 to ₹7500 causing jubilant scenes among retired citizens and confusion among those still slogging it out in the prime of their youth. A Windfall or an Avalanche? In a quirky turn of events, this decision has turned pension … Read more
Chennai — In a shocking reveal from the politically volatile corridors of Tamil Nadu, a classified doodle has been identified as the perplexing cause for Vijay’s 5-day political seesaw. A Diagram Bigger Than Da Vinci’s Notebook The diagram, dubbed “The Enigmatic Elevation of Vijay”, allegedly drawn by faceless political strategist CTR Nirmal Kumar, is said … Read more
